Paint Balls XD

guess what am i holding

Ok, about three weeks ago, me and ma geng went for Paintball fight. We used to play Counter Strike at CC, and now we're playing something much more exciting (well, based on my performance, I don't call it exciting except for the rest -.-)

The place is somewhere at Sri Petaling, beside the Bukit Jalil Hoki stadium (Hoki sucks). Of course it wasn't hard to find the place cuz you know who I am, "tell me where i dono" There were 16 of us if I'm not mistaken, We paid like RM75~80 for the game. The game ends when we're out of balls haha (unless we bring our own knife and begin stabbing each other as our last resort) They provide us a paintgun (forgot the exact word), a vest for each of us and no underwear protector! So, we must always cover that part for the sake of our future...




This is the group picture we've taken (Guess where am I)
Half of them I've never seen them in my life before.
Friends? yah, something like hi, the name's joey, blablabla...bye
Jovie wear like going for dating

The game is divided into 2 teams, 8 each and a marshall hiding somewhere in case there are some tehnical errors during the game. The battle field is like the size of mini football pitch where the area is divided into half for each respective team. No team member can go over to the other half of their own area. In order to win the match, 1st we must shot down 2 plastic bottles in the middle of the field. After shooting down, we're require to recover 2 flags (there are 4 flags, 2 for each team) also in the middle of the pitch. To me, its not all about the winning but the fun is where you shoot your opponent till they have bruises on them mwahahaha....but throughout the game, i didn't perform good...yeah...no fun for me.... and i got shot on my face at the mouth area so i got to taste orange balls which is not orange flavour but it's like rubber smell....jovie got shot on the back of his head (medula oblogata), lucky he still have his memory in contact with him



3 macho guys and one erm...superhero? from left: adrian, saravanan, yogis, jovie
just look at them....so.......thats why i like them...not gay okay....especially kerry -.-
status from left: single, Single, hooked,attached (cameraman desperate)

At the end of the day, i got some red marks on my arm which looks like lipstick XD
haha...Jovie, I post 1st ;p

T280i

Okay, for everyone's information, this is the 1st offical HP camera i have.

T280i

The best part is not the hp, but is how i got this hp.

Yesterday, after work...

Open the door, straight land on the couch, look at my mum talking on the phone, saw 2 hp on the table ! 2 hp?

emergency take off, ! check on it, Holy shit....free hp!

My mum ask me to put my sim card into her K770i. (Oh my god, she's giving me her hp! and she's gonna take the other lousy one)

Put in and she ask me to check whether the keypad working or not (wait a minute, is it broken?)

Everything's fine, and she told me the whole story...

She thought her hp's keypad not working cuz she hold the hp with wet hands and suddenly the keypad not working, send it to the Dr.Hp in mid valley, mrs.X said i can repair for you, my mum said never mind, buy new cheaper hp...and then settle....brought back home and then seek for son's help...

in the end, she gave me the cheaper hp and then end up i got new and first timer using hp cam so as 1st timer using Bluetooth....

The design , i give 8/10 ....

The features, i don't really like it cuz no MP3, but they stated got MP3 in the net....

Don't care la....

Notts

Teck hong did ask me to post this, finally ~.~





I got the unconditional offer letter from Notts the day after April's Fool day.





So, I'll be leaving somewhere around September. Date yet to be confirm.

Heard from my cousin, my bro is going to bring the PS3 back home ~~ , so i will personally go pick him up from KLIA. Then I'm gonna buy him burger king ^^.

I saw his hair , its like super saiyan/pendekar emas/chiukap saiyan/in japanese called wat r?
Mum not really happy with it and too bad I'm on the neutral side or not I cooperate with my bro (since i like black...white in process)

But I owe him a favour....he helped me out in getting me a place there, or not i have to go Malaysia Notts or maybe SEGI (I really thought i would end up there) So in return, he requested me to buy him some PS3 games (yeah, any time brother, i buy for you, i play for you)
hehe....

Before my brother and my cousin went there for their studies in UK, they're not really craze for biru, but after stay there for about a year, they really treat beer as water....The first thing my cousin say when he arrive at the airport, " I wanna go drink as soon as i reach home"(He drank on the plane on the way back home from UK -.-

We're gonna have a family match of futsal as soon as my brother come back from UK that is 22nd of this month...woohoo..then i can have my revenge on my uncle (the conman).

We're going to Langkawi on the 23/06/08, with my mum,bro,cousins family...they told me that they are gonna organize 'Island hopping' ( what's that? hip hop on Island?), i think is something like the Toyota Avanza commercial instead of going to tourist spots, we're going to island to island instantly....

Many programs before leaving,...and still have to continue working in the boring office, but not really boring...many ppl pat here and there, so...i just join....'just do it'

Lifeshake

Yesterday went to the barber shop. After that show my new hair cut to my mum. Her expression like from normal to bad, like just eating panadol.

In office,
1st person saw me shows tumbs up.
2nd smiling
3rd smiling with 'wth' look
4th say, why you cut like that?
5th open the door and like kena push back by my aura
6th open eyes wide
7th 'omg'

at least now everyone saw it and used to it already, so no surprise in the office,

Revived

I've just been casted revive by keng wei a while ago......Today is a boring day...no plans for tonight.....Friday night should be the best day of the week! How can this happen to me on this terrijible too goodijible day!!!! No!!!!!!Why all so bz!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!

Machinery Exhibition

Finally I got a chance to do something different apart from sitting down on the chair and typing, scanning, printing, photo copy, filling, chit chat, reading etc....
Woohoo...i've been invited to be a part of a member in an exhibition hall at PWTC. My job is just to scan name cards and taking photo of....machines -.- just a while ago, my sales manager told me that they will place me at the booth...sound boring huh...but that was the 'so lame' part....the woot woot part is that they are hiring 3 'young' girls to serve the guest drinks. The date of the exhibition is from 7th~11th of may...so i have to go to work for a full whole week...sigh.....i hope they pay me extra for the event. Seriously...can't wait for the day to come.

12 to 0

A few days ago, my best friend name Hotlink send sms to me (he send more message to me compare to any other people) , Unscramble words competition. At 1st, I didn't want to bother about the contest until i saw 'You could get a chance to win a Gold Class ticket. Since I'm a movie freak then with a Gold Class ticket, I can hehehehe........

So i just surf into net hoping to get a help on solving the scramble words, I found this goody....
http://zbreiten.netfirms.com/UnscramblerForm.html

After I found this, I got even more attracted to the contest. So, I follow up the sms. There was one part where the words unscrambler couldn't solve this words, 'idnsmpnae' , I finally figure it out when i wan peeing in the toilet, SPIDERMAN!!!! What a weird timing to solve the words.I answer about 11 - 12 questions and then 'tuuuuut' credit finish...oh....my RM12+ gone in less than 20 mins...and until now i didn't get any sms regarding on the contest, and I feel like i've been scam by hotlink -.- (actually not scam la...maybe got some other bastard spend more than me in this contest) So....next time don't ever spend your hp credit on these stupid sms from my best friend

Accident

I have just witness a real accident right infront of my own very eyes. When i saw the accident, my mind just go blank and what the hell. I saw some driver in front of me quickly stop their cars and help the victim . At that moment i slow down my car thinking whether I too should stop there and check that guy'c condition, instead i didn't stop because I saw blood on the road and i continue to drive. All I could do was just report it to police and ambulance about the accident occur at the highway. I wouldn't want to see a person injured badly and that's the best i could do. i used to curse drivers when they make me angry, and I think I shouldn't because its not right.

An interview

This is Avram Grant, to me he looks like a MAFIA

Chelsea manager Avram Grant produced a bizarre performance at the post-match press conference following the 1-0 victory over Everton tonight

A deserved win Avram?
Grant said: 'Yes.'
What particularly pleased you about the performance?
'I'm pleased.'
What in particular pleased you? After an eight second delay:
'I don't know.'
Is it a relief to win here?
'Yes.'
You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?
'Both.'
You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
'No problem.'
Is there an issue?
'No. I'm ok. I have nothing to say.'
Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?
'You represent the Chelsea fans?'
They must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?
'No message.'
Does this result mean you are back in it now?
'I don't know.'
How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?
'I don't know.'
You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?
'Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.'
You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race? 'No.' Is it easier to say nothing Avram?
'I don't what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.'
Is this because of Sky?
'No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.'
Is it a protest against newspapers?
'No. Why?'
Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?
'I answer every question.'
You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?
'No.'
Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?
'What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players?'
We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?
'I don't know.'
Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?
'I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.'
Do you feel under pressure to deliver a trophy. Is that the reason for the monosyllabic answers?
'No.'
Are you upset? Do you feel you have been misrepresented?
'Maybe I have said because it is a bad season.'
Did Michael Essien faint?
'He had some problems, but he is ok.'
Michael Ballack?
'Injured.'
What's his problem?
'Ask the doctor.'
He's not here Avram.
'Well call him then.'
Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?
.....

This conversation...is so interesting, for those who do not know, Avram is the new Chelsea Manager. He's from Israel and he had a tough season due to lack of fans support and pressure by the Media. If he's gonna lose to Manchester at Chelsea's home ground, I'm sure the fans will boo him till he leaves Chelsea, so best of luck

OMG, They kill Kenny!

If any of you go into kennysia blog site, you can see my comment at the prom nite entry. Yeah, i was the 1st person to comment it....haha...i think its not a comment...its a declaration XD.I was reading up to down as was kind of impress with the organizers just because they manage to invite Jien to the event. After that, i look at the comments....weird....seldom see zero comments....then my head started to pop out with a thinking....(oh yeah.....everytime ppl type 1st , 2nd, blah blah....huahua....nice timing then puff....1st) Wth, nothing special la. Anyone watch south park? Interested? This link have all the full season episode until present. I just started to watch it from the 1st season just to pass my time .

http://www.southparkzone.com/

Mashimaro ( \ .. / )

At 1st I i thought that Mashimaro (i used to call it moshimoro) originate from Japan, after checking it out from the net, its actually from korea. A white rabbit (i'm so proud to be a rabbit) with the sleepy look and also adorable to many people la...but i'm not interested cuz i thinkpikachu is much more cute >.<
Saranheyo ~.~

OK, straight to the point. Now I'm gonna promote my friends new blog entry. Its something related to Mashimaro with its sleepy eye shape but a weird body shape which he describe it as critical deficiency. Based on the story, the writer didn't draw these characters instead he POOP it out not one but 3 of them. I guess each personality of each of the character depends on the writer's mood during he's doing his big business in the wash room.





http://mashitmaro.blogspot.com/

Well, i bet most of us got nothing to do right? Why not kill some time go to his blog and enjoy his art work. Plus, don't forget to give your point of view about his work. He will really appreciate it

A little help here

I really got nothing to write...so I wouldn't want to leave this blog dead. So.......
I used to think....'hm, how to kick a football (or soccer ball in US version) so that it could travel faster?' So, i tend to use my physic knowledge, momentum.............from our body tranfer to da ball..........so its like F=ma......so....for us to kick a bloody fast ball.....
1.v must be fatter with lots of weight in our body.....and den hor....
2.we must swing our leg as fast as v can (bloody fat not a good idea huh....swing fast oso so
hard for fatty....maybe muscular man better la.........)
Agree?
....maybe i shud take the wind factor oso hor.....pull the grass from the field....and then release the grass at somewhere 0.5m from the ground...see where the wind blow then i kick at the wind direction hor?
or mayb i shud pump more air hor....then the ball will be so baloony and float longer in the air...but den hor,...if pump too much air...my leg feel pain when i kick it wor...eh, if too much air the ball become slower oso wor....when my force enter the ball....go through so much air.....then absorb by the air d wor....eh ....this one like never see in physic book b4 de.......diu......

Actually leh...also like Teck Hong...i've been requested by zw to update my blog...this is the best i could do...for now...

Zheng wei poll

Well, after 1 week of collecting votes from everyone, the final result have finally here.

'Is Zheng Wei still a virgin?'

Majority people vote for no with 47%. 11% for virgin and 5% forever virgin (if that is true, then he's a fag! Does gaying = virginity lost?) . 11% people donch know him. What surprises me is that there are about 23% claiming that he is Zheng Wei. I guess next time i must put the full name that is Quah Zheng wei cuz there a people with the same name. In conclusion, Zheng Wei have the higher possibility of hole in one before.

Final Fantasy 7

testing

ah beng version

haha.....dam funny....i suddenly wanna read all my post al over again cuz sipek funny...... they translated my dad as lanjiao lao peh XD wallanneh.....so bad XD, thanks for the link zw
http://benglish.kennysia.com/?add=http://joeychoon.blogspot.com

Unexpected (outdated....not true.....only for april fools day!!!)

After so long of knowing a girl, i finally catches her heart! To all my friends, Joey is no longer single and cacat keng wei, your poll is going to be meaningless haha.

She was my dad's friend's daughter and he 1st met when we were about 13 years old. At that point, we were not really close because we've just met for just a week while we were going for a holiday trip to Africa in a group. By the way, she's same age as me.

She's a johorian and thats the reason why we seldom meet unless my dad have a family meeting or dinner with her family. That obstacle finally clear apart when she started to study in HELP institute this year in January. She's renting a home somewhere in Kota Damansara.

Wahahaha....I'm so happy i think i'm going to take a long break in this blog.
Here's her friendster for those who want to see,
http://profiles.friendster.com/19099549

Come back here after some time for any updates.

Tragedy...

This morning, I left to Penang with my dad at somewhere around 6am. The day before that, my dad told me that we're gonna leave at 5.30am chun chun. But, we went out at 6am because i woke up chun chun at 5.30am (i think my hearing got problem, can't hear clearly for the alarm).

We took turn to drive to Penang, and he decided to drive 1st. At around 7am, we stop at the R & R zone for breakfast. After that, its my turn to take the wheel. At the begining of 15 mins, there was no problem until I saw a white mist somewhere at the divider. From that onwards, i felt sleepy while driving. I was thinking, if i tell my dad that i was sleepy and can't drive, he would surely say,"you got no experience driving long distance ( i feel like i'm being insulted)" or "who ask you to sleep so late? Now you cannot drive! (i watch football match between liverpool and everton till almost 1am -.-)". So, i decided to keep quiet and not telling my dad about my zzz condition.

Sometimes i tend to doze off for about 0.01 seconds and get back to track and that happens many time. I remember about my meditation class with my lecturer back at INTI college where he told me,"aware of your surrounding, feel your senses, even sometimes you feel sleepy, don't lose to your body instead of fighting it with strong mind. Don't let your body take control of yourself.." but after thinking about that still no use ~.~

After driving mabukly for 1.5 hours....my dad put his hand on my shoulder and started talking to me (the moment he made a contact with me, I started to gain back my awareness and say bye bye to sleepy. It's kind of weird, because i felt like something is puting me to drowzeness for a long time. Maybe because of the white mist i saw it earlier, or maybe its just that i was seriouly sleepy at that time.

There are many weird stories coming from highways in Malaysia. For my region that is the North-South highway, i have heard some stories about a man with wings flying at Senawang or even a woman carrying her two babies floating around the road to KLIA.

And after a 3.5 hours driving, we finally reach penang. Yesterday my dad told me ," come follow me go Penang kai kai",but now he dump me in the office to do work. Well, at least I reach here safely and not go hunting at the highway somewhere around cameron highland.

Police

These few days, I always bumb into police on road. Most of the time they are doing speed trap operation. For your information, I really hate police. Why? Because they wanna collect kopi $$$. I've made an analysis..


You've been caught. Police approach to you. There are 2 types of situation, 1st. he ask you if u need any help by bribing him. If you except it, he would ask for RM50 or less(depending on your car). But don't stop there, sometimes you can negotiate with him to lower the bribering value. There was one time (last year) where the driver bribe the police and then that bastard take the money and lock him up for bribing....wat the hell.....wanna bribe...wait for him to take the 1st action like 'kena saman la....bayar rm300 wor...'....still not sure.....wait for another sign like 'eh...macam mana r....mau saya tolong r ?' ....wat the hell.....


2nd. Situation......the mata just give u a saman slip and ask u to get the hell out of here (since their business so good)


percentage of situation i've been:


1st:100% 2nd:0%

wanna know why 100%....cuz i got saman twice only so far......1st time rm50.....at 1st i was able to negotiate to rm30 but it didnt turn out successful......he got no change for rm50 ~.~. Second time....he just ask for rm30 (maybe he dulan d....waiting me to decide .....bribe or no bribe)

Some people said police are not doing their job done due to corruption in and out of the police station......but think again...if they never give the opportunity for us to bribe them....we would have to pay full amount for breaking the law.....instead we pay for 10% of the full amount.....We describe them as kind if they give us the chance to escape from summons .....evil with no heart...ham ka chan....or whatever if they give no mercy to us..... or maybe generous for letting us go without any conditions (like that would happen only if the policeman is your relative or he pity u)

Fuhyoo....new badge...intergration wor....if i got badge i put differentiation la....then i happus u...
We live in a corrupted world....nothing is clean......i can see it right from my house....by bribing my bro not to tell my mum i tersaid swearing words when we were young haha....now we often swear to each other cuz we old d.....

~fresh meat~

Food ~ If i were to join an eating contest, i will surely lose ham7 kau kau. Almost everytime i eat with my friends, i'll be the last one who finish my food. I always ask them, "why you eat so fast? wait for me la!" , then my friend will reply to me, "you slow ma not we fast". I always tell them,"eat slowly ma, must slowly enjoy eating", but my friends said they enjoy eating fast ~.~
Here are the list of the fastest eater,
1.Yogis
2.Jovie
3.Saravanan
4.Naythan
5.Beant
and lastly....me

Ever since i enter INTI college, i made many new friends. The best part is that i eat almost faster than anyone else but never faster than jovie. (with his trademark sentence ,"you stupid ma") . In conclusion, I'm not a slow eater, but I am a normal eater. If anyone read this blog carfully, back in cheras, my friends called me a slow eater....but at INTI, I'm one of the fastest eater.....so.......middle middle fast and slow...what you get?? You get a normal eater......

lastly....'if you drink and drive, you are a bloody idiot'...(this is an advertisement i saw in NZ)

H2FP

On the way To Wangsa Maju , looking for the agent where we are going to P.redang

@~H2FP~

H2FP stands for Block H, located at 2nd floor in the front part of the block. This is the block that i stayed during my studies in INTI College ( the one in nilai). We got the name from INTI forum where they all post all sort of stuff, but this H2FP came from the complaints. As you an see, most of us always make lots of noise jumping up and down, running here and there and some blasting music. There was this guy living below me H1-19, who easilly gets irritated and really brave to come up and give me warnings. Throughout the year, he came up to my room with 3 different people in the room exactly 3 times in 3 different occasion. 1st he came to my room because i was playing counter strike shouting and screaming with Jovie. 2nd time, Woo (from block F, which not really a well known block) who is rolling the dumbell and the 3rd time, Darryl(Oh man, i forgot what makes that guy come up for him).

Singapore trip

Thats the introduction of the weird things happen there,

Now i would like to talk about my fellow mates, the H2FP members.

H2-03 (am i not wrong?)

'Fai yeh'

This is Chia Kee Fei, they call him Master Fei a.k.a. the joker. He always make lots of jokes which always brighten up the gang. Although sometimes i don't really understand his jokes (cuz of my bad understanding in mandarin), I can see that most of us really enjoy listening to his cracking jokes. If he didn't take A-Level course with us, I couldn't imagine how quite and boring the class would be. Since his Dota skills are not that good, we always tried our best to teach him to perfection but sometimes he can play well something like Naruto (unexpected things happen insudden). He is also highly educated in chinese language and wide general knowledge (based on the books that i see him reads)

H2-05

Eh...u also camwhore la

Tey Keng Wei (haha, once me and ZW don't know how to spell his name correctly). Lives directly opposite of my room. He is the tallest person in our group. He is the master of anime. He's like an animepedia. He knows lots of stuff about the latest news about anime and also the ratings of each anime. I'm really surprise to meet a person who have the same interest with me in Gundam series,' you know who is milliardo peacecraft?' ' aiya the gundam wing wan lo' 'fuiyo!' 'zechs marquise leh' 'also same la' 'walauweh!' . He's also a drama king, be it japanese or korean, he watch it all day long. He's a good partner in many things (except domestic partner) especially in Dota (sorry r if i ever got mad, cuz i very siu hei wan) and study group. But one thing i have to admit is that he is smart, although he plays the same time with me, study the same time, his grades are always one step higher than me, but based on the recent A level result, i have a slight improvement, or maybe he down graded. I would like to give him an award,'Most improved Dota player of the year'.

H2-15

This one so yeng

Darryling darling now at Australia. The most bright member in our group. One thing that i can say about him that he is something like a perfect smart kid. Most of the Smart ass i know is the one who always study, study, study, but this lad also spend his free time play Dota with us and join club activities. He's also good in designing background pictures and add on interesting application to his computer (especially the picasa he intro to me was really usefull). If I am not mistaken, the 2nd tallest in the group and a good swimmer, all of us lose to him in endurance. Good luck in Australia ya.

H2-16

he don wan let me take the picture...but actually in his heart..'take me nice wan r...or not i delete'

Quah Zheng Wei a.k.a. kambing kia (cuz he always call me babi) . Another smart guy come from all the way from Terengganu. During the 1st sem, he always looking forward for the JPA scholarship, luckily he didn't get so he was able to join us together haha. I put him as my rival list especially in flexing our muscle in front of the toilet mirror and basket ball. He have his policy to sleep exactly before 1 am everday, and most of the time i will disturb him to make it after 1am. He's a nice person to chat with and also a nice person to play Dota in the same lane with. Sometimes he also share his mother's superhuman supply with me ( the rose tea and the orange juice which is not juicy at all) . I can still recall the green ekki drink that he always prepare everynight, it doesn't taste good at all but surprisingly, Kw loves it. Plus, he is the only trusted driver I have. I don't know why i trust him so much in his driving, it just comes naturaly. Currently in Australia with darryl, good luck to you too~

H2-18

Dota King

Jovie Siew a.k.a. Dota King. He's one of the person i know him for long time since primary 5. A PTS student who got a pass to skip primary 4 and meet up with me. He's very actice in club activities. A person which i call him street smart, high IQ, have to admit but a little bossy.....maybe too bossy but kind of use to it already. Lives next to my room and we always play Dota and Counter strike together. Frankly, I feel really comfirtable playing dota with him cuz i feel more secure and and a high success rate in winning a match cuz he's really good. Nowadays he's really busy with his lao po , so very hard to drag him out for meeting. Hope you get married soon!

The outcast...H1-21 0r H1-23

Hehe..u don have this pic leh

I don't usually remember his room number , but i recognize his shoes and the location of the room. Hor Thong Chin a.k.a. Inti super idol. He is one of the contestant in the Inti super idol. He can sing very well which it comes from talent. Although he didnt win the tournement, he is always our Inti Idol and full supports from all of us(go join Singapore Idol when you manage to go to NUS ).He always spend most of his time with us. Visiting room by room from one to another. Another funny guy, with really funnny face expression. We always plan to set a match between his team and my team, but just talking cock most of the time. Really hardworking guy who puts full commitment in his studies. He's really matured compare to all of us, why? Because he's very independent and he knows how to play share market. A great player in Pudge war, enjoys playing with him.

P.Redang, BBQ dinner! (the food there really sux)

1 and a 1/2 years past so fast, and we separated to chase for our dreams. Although we chat online in MSN or blogging, but we could not meet one another in person. Hope that we could keep in touch wherever we are.